Top Shelf Brands for a Top Shelf Bitch
Updated: May 3, 2021
There are so many brands of alcohol but only a few are infamous for lighting up bottle service and stealing the show. No matter where you are, from EBC in Vegas to 1Oak In New York, when you see the bottle service girls coming out with a “Dom show” you know it’s going to be a good time (an even better time if you finesse an Ace of Spades show). We’ve put together a mini cheat sheet of top shelf Vodka, Tequila, & Champagne brands, the only acceptable types of alcohol to order, so you know exactly what you should be ordering whenever you’re partying on someone else’s dime. Remember, you’re a top shelf bitch, NEVER settle for the Svedka!
Vodka:
Belvedere
Titos
Kettle One
Grey Goose
Ciroc
Crystal Head
Champagne:
Dom Perignon
Cristal
Moet & Chandon
Ace of Spades
Tequila:
Casamigos
Clase Azul
Don Julio 1942
Patron
1800 Tequila
