Top Shelf Brands for a Top Shelf Bitch

There are so many brands of alcohol but only a few are infamous for lighting up bottle service and stealing the show. No matter where you are, from EBC in Vegas to 1Oak In New York, when you see the bottle service girls coming out with a “Dom show” you know it’s going to be a good time (an even better time if you finesse an Ace of Spades show). We’ve put together a mini cheat sheet of top shelf Vodka, Tequila, & Champagne brands, the only acceptable types of alcohol to order, so you know exactly what you should be ordering whenever you’re partying on someone else’s dime. Remember, you’re a top shelf bitch, NEVER settle for the Svedka!

Vodka:

Belvedere

Titos

Kettle One

Grey Goose

Ciroc

Crystal Head

Champagne:

Dom Perignon

Cristal

Moet & Chandon

Ace of Spades

Tequila:

Casamigos

Clase Azul

Don Julio 1942

Patron

1800 Tequila